Written by: Don Watson Updated: April 24th, This product is none other than the Tenga Egg. Now in over twelve different styles of interior ribbing, it really is a penile present. This stretchy and sultry masturbator is sure to push the boundaries of what a life-changing orgasm can be like. The Tenga Egg collection is the very first of its kind with an affordably priced, disposable male masturbator. I'll be honest, at first, I was a little skeptical of this product.
We earn a commission for products purchased through some links in this article. When it comes to sex toys , women and people with vaginas are living the horny dream. We've got wand vibrators for when we want to get off hard and fast, teeny toys so discreet and adorable you could display them on your bookshelf, and contraptions that do a pretty damn good job of replicating oral sex. Our vulvas really are spoilt little millennial brats, god love 'em. But when you think of the sex toys that exist for guys and people with penises, what springs to mind? Is it a disembodied vagina-xenomoroph in a tube? Because the Fleshlight seems to have become synonymous with masturbatory devices.
Tenga egg - "This life-changing sex toy made me a pro at hand jobs"
Watching the opening scene of the Tenga Eggs video - where a cockerel innocently walks over to an egg, clucking and pecking away - Huff Post Lifestyle had no idea what was in store. Perhaps we should have read the warning signs: the aforementioned egg bouncing up into the air after the cockerel pecked at it or the tagline "different strokes for different yokes" said in cheesy American game show host voice. Although it's a rather lofty claim, ten pounds isn't unreasonable. Well, not until you learn that the egg is recommended for just one use and then we can't help but think it's a bit steep.
Masturbating with an egg. I know, sounds pretty weird right? But the folks over at Tenga have actually created a whole line of sex toys that are shaped like, you guess it, eggs! As I said, there are about 20 variations of the Tenga Egg, but they all follow the same ultimate design. These masturbation eggs stand about 2.